Stocks lose money, tell a joke some adjustment…
Stocks lose money, in a bad mood, tell a joke some adjustment, laughing, look at the top of the sound! ! ! Today is my birthday, the girlfriend of the callers said the early evening to go home for my birthday greetings, but also gives me surprises! After listening to the good news! Today, I work up is exceptionally hard, running about a dozen customers! Back to the company. All three in the afternoon, and a look into the cafeteria, leaving only pathetic one soup, and Rouchao three beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. No way,
ran a morning customers, stomach long cuckoo is called, and had asked for a with a big Rouchao three radish soup beans and a big tub, eat up! Did not expect clinical work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engines! - Start a violent piston movement! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming force rushed, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to no one place, the stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of Putt-Putt do ring! Good belly up 呀! Being this time, his girlfriend had called and said she had been home, and told me to hurry home. Alas! No option but to go home, I hope she will not see me this piece of panic-like 呀! … … On the way home I put a lot of deliberate efforts to fart. They are nearing home, and stomach feel better a lot and I think we should no longer be out of any problem. Much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said "Honey, tonight, I am prepared for you a very wonderful, will definitely give you the gift of surprise." Not the door, the girlfriend with a piece of cloth on my eyes tightly in Mongolia and says that she was to give me a pleasant surprise! Has also led me to sit down in front of the chair, table, and I vowed not to peek. Suddenly, I felt a want to fart. Precisely at this time, his girlfriend’s cell phone rang. This incorrigible in my life! I found the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to go to another room to answer the phone! She Quefei blindfolded I could not be opened cloth, but also let me swear! Ran after the other room to answer the phone. She left, I would seize the opportunity to move a body weight of both legs, to Pifang out. This Pifang may not loud, but smells like a rancid smell emitted eggs. I almost could not breathe, so I touched cushions, straining of the surrounding Shan Zhao, a vain attempt to fan away the unpleasant odor. As I just feel a little better, when another fart came again. I lifted legs and began to release! It sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time even more unpleasant smell of. So as not to suffocate, I used his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell would be dissipated as soon as possible. Is in all will be back to normal when they could not wait another fart the impulse came. So I stood up, bent over, put back the top of the stick up ass up! Put it out. This Pifang may truly claim to class, even behind the newspaper to be blown underground ………. my ear to listen to another room where the voice of his girlfriend to talk, because compliance with the non peep promise, I do not open the eye and can only constantly lying fart in the dark, in order to quickly put all the discharged gas in the stomach and does not make the house more stink! I untied the belt to underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the buttocks exposed out, and explore the open balcony door behind him, almost the entire backside all out into the balcony and started crazy sensational fart to … …, ah! Feel better much more! After, I was dancing with the cushions of chaos Full House fan, praying that stocks can be quickly dispersed odor … …, and thus, in the next 10 minutes or less, I have constantly stood side fart while constantly Shanzhuo cushion, and finally, when I heard her on the phone to say goodbye when the room air and my stomach have been much better! I quickly tie on pants, finishing a bit hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for my dear her to bring me surprise. When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of deposit look. First of all for her girlfriend to play for so long the phone to me apologized, then asked if I have been secretly opened a cloth. I assured her that not peeped after the removal of the cover up his girlfriend on the cloth in my eyes, and I said, "be surprised! My girlfriend today, let me bring them to the non-look at you, they say you in the photo on a very gracious man long handsome! Well! you look at the table where the five are my good sister unit, while the six Tens of that was my best friend at school !, "At this time, I was extremely shocked and fear of discovery, there are a lot of girls were sitting around the kitchen table, opposite me, while the balcony is standing behind another pile, they are all to attend this makes me feel very unexpected birthday dinner. Now, they each face is a table with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, as found in Martian … … … … … …http://www.sz1048.com.cn/2009/12/13/himself-and-is-the-difference-between-the-emperors-of-old/
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